Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Welcome To The Feast

The following news is a Goddess-send for liberals.

Ex-gov of Alaska and evangelical freak show Iquitirod winner Sarah Palin is going to be a commentator on Fox. The former also-ran beauty queen and multiple universities dropout has signed a multi-year contract with Fox News to provide commentary and analysis as well as television specials. Let's see how long that lasts.

I do not know why she doesn't tattoo "Fresh Meat" across her forehead and bring the gravy. Rachel Maddow and Jon Stewart must be licking their chops with the thought of all the comedic material Ms. Palin will serve to them raw. Bring the steak knives, guys. The downer cow is loose and raring.

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